“Sir, yes sir! No aliens will be stealing any brainpower while I’m around, sir! –
I am fully proficient with all A.D.U. weapons and technology, and I am ready, willing and able to use every single one of them to defend the Earth from extraterrestrial attack. We are the best-trained, best-experienced, best-equipped fighting force around, and we will get the job done. Those creepazoids have messed with the wrong planet!”