Throne, Minions, Cape, Helmet, Lightsaber, Gun
- "i hate this custom this is the worst idea i ever herd"
The COWMASTA is a powerful super-user, who is responsible for the herding of the Ca$h Cow. He was second only to the great Ca$h Farmer himself, and, after his death, was in charge of Wikia. However after seven heroes allegedly locked him in his own dungeon, his regime was allegedly ended. At lest that's what the internet says, so most people think it's true, others, think it's just a lie from a Cow that's spamming up social media with profanity and pyramid schemes.
Like all great leaders, COWMASTA acquires many fans. Some go above and beyond the call of duty, emulating the COWMASTA. The most famous of them all is A Wikia Contributor. He goes so far as to emulate COWMASTA's behaviour, with such agonizingly witty comebacks as "cligra you suck".