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Nobody knows who COWMASTA's Bodyguard is, nor do they know what he is, neither do they know where he came from, and they certainly don't know his birthday. Truth is, nobody knows, not even COWMASTA's Bodyguard, he claims it's amnesia, but there are some rumors he's just a prototype figure of an Ewoke that accidentally packaged in a set. He was thrown out, Wikia found him, accepted him as one of their own, and put him to work guarding COWMASTA. That's just a rumor, for all we know he could be the grand poo-bah of hobbiton. I personally think he was a joke character developed to have a terrible design and represent the insanity known as the internet.