"You suck, Morphers!" - Major Norpher
Major Norpher is a character in User:Trigger Happy the Gremlin's custom theme Morphers.
Major Norpher is a Norpher, the enemies of the Morphers who are infamous for their hatred of Morphers, creativity, and lack of skill in illustrating. Major Norpher is the leader of the Norphers, and beat all the previous Norpher leaders in fisticuffs such as Colonel Norpher, General Norpher, Sergeant Norpher, and Evil Commander. In order to get the Norpher soldiers to obey his rule, he beats them up with a staff. Norpher also knows how to make cupcakes, albeit they taste like skunk spray.