The Sausagonator
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The Sausagonator speeds up the efficiency of butchers by millions. Before, a butcher would have to cut the pig apart, sort all it's parts into different piles, and then put the right ones back together in the perfect way, the perfect temperature, and with the perfect tools. It really is a pretty gross process, so I won't go into detail. However, with this new invention, life has become easy! Owners of this machine are able to just toss a pig on a hanger, turn the conveyor on, and watch as the pig flies through the closed box, and out the other side. Upon exit, it is a perfectly created sausage link! Hundreds of thousands of hours from dozens of scientists were put into this amazing project. Now, it is completed and the whole world can stand in awe of it's awesome sausageness. The creating scientists are disappointed, however. Their real goal was to make a baconator, but once they discovered that there is no bacon piece, they decided to continue with the process substituting the bacon for sausage. It turned out to be a fine invention anyways.

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