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The Tax-Men are nightmarish cybernetic (insert unnecessary adjective here) troopers under the New Regime.
Tax-Men are bureaucrats from across the Wikia who are singled out and put through extensive and extremely painful training, who are then subjected to unnecessary and primitive brain surgery. After having their legs chopped off at the waist and replaced with solid gold robotic legs,they have a gold helmet plugged into their brain that displays information, statistics, and idiotic cat videos onto goggles they wear under their helmets, but usually they turn these goggles off due to how much they make them throw up. With enhanced speed thanks to their legs, and a database of every user on the Wikia, they can quickly locate a user with more Ca$h than usual, kick down their door, loot the place, and kick the user in the side a few times for good measure. They then take their money and either seal it in vaults, or launch the money (and themselves) out of a cannon pointing towards the general direction of their nearest HQ.
The only thing that scares a Tax-Man, is when a cow, or possibly a large badger, is charging towards them. But they each have one terrible secret, they haven't peed since they got their robotic legs, and most of them die due to kidney failure thanks to this.