- "Phphphhpphpt! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
- ―Terrance laughing at one of his fart jokes.
Terrance Stoot is a Canadian comedian, specializing in fart jokes, along with his partner/best friend/brother-in-law, Phillip.
Phillip has been Terrance's best friend since they were kids.
Celine Dion is Terrance's ex-wife.
Sally is Terrance's Daughter through Celine Dion. Phillip points out that she looks a lot more like Celine than Terrance, but see's her resemblance to Terrance when she farts.
Katie is Terrance's current wife.