- "Beans, beans, a wonderful fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot"
- ―Unknown Philosopher
The Terrific Titanium Tootster (AKA T ) is one of the world's awesomest super heroes ever. He uses extreme gasious powers to fight crime, and make the world a better place. He uses no weapons except his fist. He does, however, have a special vehicle called the Bathroommobile which helps him to fight crime more effectively. He also has a son, The Tiny Titanium Tootster, whom he is constantly tootering (AKA tutoring), and he hopes that eventually, one day, he can take over for him.
T was born in the small village of Gastown, Pennsylvania in 1964. According to Legend, his parents both passed gas as he was being born. Being that it was the first thing he heard, he assumed that it was what life was all about. Ever since he has worked as hard as he can to become more gasious. He can now control the timing, intensity, length, and velocity of the passing of gas more than any other human on earth.
T is a very talented man. In addition to that he has tooting to make him even more powerful. He used to not wear boxing gloves, but he punches so hard that it hurt his hands, so he started wearing boxing gloves to protect them. He can still punch someone hard enough to do any amount of damage. At times he has something he calls a "tooting spree" where he just lets them fly, and if powerful enough, they make him fly, too. It's a very unsteady flight, but it gets him where he needs to go.