The fortune teller has a long black hairpiece with an over-the-shoulder style similar to Black Widow's. On the hairpiece is a purple bandanna and connected to that are golden beads. She has an open-mouthed, declarative expression. She has a dark red torso with various ribbons and cloaks, which continues onto her dress piece. She has white arms and yellow hands.
The two Tarot cards she has are The Tower (catastrophe) and The Sun (good tidings), showing both sides of her mixed-up predictions.
“ You will lead a long and uneventful life. Or maybe you’ll be kidnapped by aliens!”
The mystical Fortune Teller has a unique gift for prophecy…sometimes. Half of her predictions come true in every last detail, while the other half turn out to be wildly wrong. Even she doesn’t know which ones are which. It’s led to some very happy customers – and some extremely annoyed ones, too.
It’s gotten to be such a big problem that the Fortune Teller has started second-guessing her own second sight. Whenever she tells someone’s fortune, she also makes something up that’s the exact opposite. It may be confusing, but at least she can be reasonably certain that she’ll always be at least half-right!"