Back in the day. I was the depressing pessimist 'round here. Everything sucks, blah de blah da. But, bravo, you lot sure know how to spend a few months trying to hammer home the point about everything being terrible. You make Eeyore look like Santa Claus. And its really bringing everyone down.
So, I have a solution:
- Smile. Go find something funny on the internet. (Apparently funny exists somewhere, you just have to leave the Wikia domain). Come back and share it with people.
- Consider what it means by the wiki dying, or falling, failing, to everyone else here. It makes it sound like you've given up. Surely you aren't the sort to give up.
- Note how I didn't use the username template above. I know how much that annoys you <insert name here>.
- Post a comment below about anything. I don't care what. Cake. Cheese. Football. Aardvarks. Cosh. Who cares. One rule: No negative comments. They will be deleted.
The end result should be at least one smile from you. If not, I owe you somewhere between 1 and 7 minutes of your life back, depending on whether you actually did all the things above or not, whether or not you stopped mid-way through to check Facebook/Twitter/Google+ (If you actually use Google+, say so in the comments. That should give us all a laugh.), and how long it takes you to read.
No pretending either.