Since they are starting to get popular I will start to do the Interview blogs so here they are.
Me:"Hello Gollum how is it going?"
Gollum:"Very good yes yes we are doings very good right precioussss"
Me:"So do you prefer Gollum or Smeagol?"
Gollum:"Smeagol, we prefer Smeagol!"
Me:"Why do you search for the ring Smeagol???"
Gollum:"Because it is our preciousssss!!!"
Me:"But you bit off Frodo's finger to get it and choked Deagol.Isn't that a little to much????"
Gollum:"No,no it is not enough we do everything for preciousss..."
Me:"But you still haven't got the ring."
Me:"You might as well give up."
- Jumps at me and attacks me*